The Kind Of Client I Seek

I expect every prospective client to read the following before contacting me:
I am not interested in the dull, static, formal oil portrait of the industrial magnate sitting stiffly at his desk with an attempt to smile. There are plenty of portrait artists who would like to do the same thing over and over. Not me. My client will come to me with one or two ideas, perhaps a fantasy involving a famous person. Perhaps they would like to be floating in space with a glass of water flying in the opposite direction. I would like to have you begin with the imagination of Salvador Dali, the humor of Mel Ramos and the discipline of Boris Vallejo, then perhaps we can proceed.

If you have a challenging proposition along those lines, acquiring life-size, custom photo-realistic portrait in oils that delivers a unique visual experience to enhance your home or office, then you are most welcome to make a request by contacting me by phone or email (below)

The Way To Contact Me

My typical client will know that once he hires me he has acquired an artist who likes imagination and can bring the brushstroke of Da Vinci, Rembrandt or Dali to the canvas. Usually my subjects are life-size in scale, about 100 hours of labor per. Why wait until you are old and fragile to acquire a Renoir, when you can be the subject of a Renoir-like painting?
That is the kind of challenge that interests with the Masters smiling down on my work.
Prices for life-size paintings may run $1000 up.
For San Francisco Bay Area residents (or if you have unlimited long distance):(510) 846-0349
For others: email: honorbound@aol.com

Policy Guarantee

After consulting about the portrait and agreeing on price per human subject and signing the contract, there is a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Should I decide the portrait as agreed upon fails to meet with my satisfaction I will reduce price accordingly. If the client is not satisfied with the result, I will return a full refund and run for political office.

Testimonials

Van Gogh  —  "Ya. Dis guy is better than Theo."
Leonard Da Vinci  —  "He brings the smile to every Mona Lisa."
Salvador Dali  —  "He is so good, he makes my clocks straighten themselves out."

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